Monday, August 18, 2014

I’m going camping for a week so see y’all on Saturday :)

Sunday, August 17, 2014

spoken-not-written:

i wish that i could wake up with amnesia

abelskye:

abelskye:

As a movie theatre worker I can tell you that, in the week that GOTG has been out, we have had more females come in with the sole intent of seeing the movie. I can’t tell you the amount of grown men coming in saying, “One to that, uhh… The galaxy movie.” And I bet you that some of those guys go about calling out girls for being fake geeks lmao

i dont know why this is getting notes but i’m glad it is

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cardcaptorsolluxcaptor:

knight—of—mind:

dudewhodoesthings:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

I’m like 99% sure those aren’t bees, you got ripped off dude.

Yeah, those aren’t bees.

cardcaptorsolluxcaptor:

knight—of—mind:

dudewhodoesthings:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

I’m like 99% sure those aren’t bees, you got ripped off dude.

Yeah, those aren’t bees.

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obviouslystiles:

@iamjrbourne ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Accepted! +

J

(Source: kirayukimura)

SEND ME A BAND AND I’LL:

imawanchor:

dreaming-inpepperland:

Am I a fan?:

Favorite song:

Favorite album:

Favorite member:

Seen live?:

Band rate:

dude pls i love the ones about bands!!

breadonly:

did you get the ketchup

breadonly:

did you get the ketchup

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gleefullydemondean:

wefalltoriseagain:

darkarcherprince:

theonewhosawitall:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

thanks satan, i’ll have em back by three

Ya teach them sociology instead.

Wait so satan can get me in to Hogwarts…

gleefullydemondean:

wefalltoriseagain:

darkarcherprince:

theonewhosawitall:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

thanks satan, i’ll have em back by three

Ya teach them sociology instead.

Wait so satan can get me in to Hogwarts…

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fedmeapitachip:

excuse me while I cry

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simon-the-vamp-lewis:

mooomnooon:

bend-it-like-zuko:

zutarapie:

twerk-for-eren:

too-much-blue-exorcist:

tsukiyama-shoe:

ramenqueenn:

roly-poly-chainchomp:

mcr-faked-their-death:

frerard-exists:

harryfloorcorn:

WHATS YOUR BANDS NAME?

ACID TRIP FUCKFEST

Brite pink fuck fest.

Enormous White People….Isn’t that the plot of an anime? 

VERSACE GANGBANG

OLD DIRTY FUCK FEST

Vegan flesh Popsicle what does this even mean

Lady child coffin. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!

OLD DIRTY HATE CRIME. WHAT. 

Soft serve hate crime. Real intimidating.

Brite pink slave driver…….

DJ White People

simon-the-vamp-lewis:

mooomnooon:

bend-it-like-zuko:

zutarapie:

twerk-for-eren:

too-much-blue-exorcist:

tsukiyama-shoe:

ramenqueenn:

roly-poly-chainchomp:

mcr-faked-their-death:

frerard-exists:

harryfloorcorn:

WHATS YOUR BANDS NAME?

ACID TRIP FUCKFEST

Brite pink fuck fest.

Enormous White People….
Isn’t that the plot of an anime? 

VERSACE GANGBANG

OLD DIRTY FUCK FEST

Vegan flesh Popsicle what does this even mean

Lady child coffin. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!

OLD DIRTY HATE CRIME. WHAT. 

Soft serve hate crime. Real intimidating.

Brite pink slave driver…….

DJ White People

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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